Hedlines blah blah etc.

OMG LOVERS! 2day we R joined by Conservative Princess who helps us with hedlines yo.
So in othar werds we havent evan lookt @ most of theze yet LOL Yay!

In Case U Thot Chuck Woolery Got It--
NEWSFLASH: CHUCK WOOLERY DONT GET IT
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/former-game-show-host-chuck-woolery-launches-un-occupy-movement/
W8--- how is it "news" that a gameshow host is a lameass?
I gess its "news" in an ONION-sorta way.

NEWT GINGRISH LUVS ABORTIONS
http://conservativebyte.com/2011/12/gingrich-life-doesnt-begin-at-conception/
Not sure who Newty thinx his base is LOL
But this is the guy who left his wife in tha hopsital 4 anuthar woman so whatevs.

Hmm I wundar if this next story is ral8ed 2 tha last 1?
PELOSI BACKS OFF NEWT THRETS AFTAR HE GOES PRO_CHOICE
http://www.redstate.com/moe_lane/2011/12/05/nancy-pelosi-retreating-from-insinuations-of-new-dirt-on-newt-gingrich/

LOL tha resta theze wer sent 2 us from Conservative Princess Yay!

Who Duz Obama Feer More: Romney or what yo?
http://godfatherpolitics.com/2435/who-does-obama-fear-most-mitt-romney-or-newt-gingrich/

A Buncha Big Werds That Made No Sence 2 Me Comparing Obama 2 a Vampire:
http://visiontoamerica.org/6056/how-the-left-is-sucking-the-life-out-of-the-private-economy/

Oh tha resta theze R all Godfather Polatix, we alredy linkt 2 tham OMG.

Well mayB more hedlines latar if I dont shoot myself in tha hed B4 noon yo Yay!