AL FRANKEN IS A LYING SHILL OF HOLLYWOOD (PROOF)
by Investigative Reporter Patt Riot
OK Alicia American, my boss, assigned me to cover PIPA and SOPA and told me to like find a “new angle” on it. I read everything I could find on the net and decided the only way I could really get a new angle would be to do what nobody else would have ever dared to do before-- TALK TO DEMOCRATS OMG.
OK so I went undercover as a Demoncrat in Minnesota and hung out in Starbucks wearing a “Save the Whales” t-shirt until I gained the confidence of a young radical leftist lesbian. I only had to live with her a week as her lover before I was able to obtain this SMOKING GUN by spying on her email.
Yes, it seems Ms. Radical Leftbian is on the mailing list of unAmerican Socialist Senator Al Franken (D-MPAA)! And the letter I found that Al had written to my roommate was so shocking, you'd better sit down before reading further.
Unless you've been living under a rock, you know all about how the Devilcrats in Congress, who are not humans but slave property owned by the entertainment industry, have been attempting to end freedom in America and establish a fascist dictatorship ruled over by Christopher Dodd in Hollywood. And even though We The People killed SOPA in the House and PIPA in the Senate, Hollywood just ordered the Justice department to go to Turkey and arrest the innocent people running Megaupload! As far as they're concerned, the decision has already been made, we already live under Hollywood fascism, and if we don't like it, then we can just sit home playing cards because that's the only entertainment left they haven't trademarked.
Now this letter from Franken asserts that he knows all of America and the world wants things to be free, but the decision has been made that we will not be, and that is that. Here, in Franken's words:
Dear NAME OF RADICAL LEFTIST REDACTED,
by Investigative Reporter Patt Riot
OK Alicia American, my boss, assigned me to cover PIPA and SOPA and told me to like find a “new angle” on it. I read everything I could find on the net and decided the only way I could really get a new angle would be to do what nobody else would have ever dared to do before-- TALK TO DEMOCRATS OMG.
OK so I went undercover as a Demoncrat in Minnesota and hung out in Starbucks wearing a “Save the Whales” t-shirt until I gained the confidence of a young radical leftist lesbian. I only had to live with her a week as her lover before I was able to obtain this SMOKING GUN by spying on her email.
Yes, it seems Ms. Radical Leftbian is on the mailing list of unAmerican Socialist Senator Al Franken (D-MPAA)! And the letter I found that Al had written to my roommate was so shocking, you'd better sit down before reading further.
Unless you've been living under a rock, you know all about how the Devilcrats in Congress, who are not humans but slave property owned by the entertainment industry, have been attempting to end freedom in America and establish a fascist dictatorship ruled over by Christopher Dodd in Hollywood. And even though We The People killed SOPA in the House and PIPA in the Senate, Hollywood just ordered the Justice department to go to Turkey and arrest the innocent people running Megaupload! As far as they're concerned, the decision has already been made, we already live under Hollywood fascism, and if we don't like it, then we can just sit home playing cards because that's the only entertainment left they haven't trademarked.
Now this letter from Franken asserts that he knows all of America and the world wants things to be free, but the decision has been made that we will not be, and that is that. Here, in Franken's words:
Dear NAME OF RADICAL LEFTIST REDACTED,
As you may know, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid has decided not to bring the PROTECT IP Act (the Senate’s version of SOPA) up for a vote next week. And since I’ve heard from many of you about this issue, I wanted to take a moment to share why I support copyright protection legislation – as well as why I believe holding off on this bill is the right thing to do.
As someone who has worked hard to protect net neutrality, I understand as well as anyone the importance of keeping the Internet free from undue corporate influence. There are millions of Americans who rely on a free and open Internet to learn, communicate with friends and family, and do business.
At the same time, there are millions of Americans whose livelihoods rely on strong protections for intellectual property: middle-class workers – most of them union workers – in all 50 states, thousands of them here in Minnesota, working in a variety of industries from film production to publishing to software development.
If we don’t protect our intellectual property, international criminals – as well as legitimate businesses like payment processors and ad networks – will continue to profit dishonestly from the work these Americans are doing every day. And that puts these millions of jobs at serious risk.
OMG OK I don't know where to begin, but why don't we just start with the LYING??? LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE OMG! Al Franken, if that is your real name, YOU LIE!
If people in show business gave a rat's ass about protecting the copyrights of giant mega-corporations, then WHY THE HELL DOES ALICIA KEYS' HUSBAND ACT AS FIGUREHEAD OF MEGAUPLOAD? Why Al, WHY did so many big stars do an ad for Megaupload recently? If they felt it put their “livelihoods” at risk?
You creepy shill Franken, the only jobs that might get cut back in Hollyweird are the hookers and coke dealers that the uber-execs might not be able to afford as many of now. This does NOT affect artists or regular people AT ALL. However, breaking the internet to please Hollywood DOES affect regular people and artists.
Here's some more of what Franken has to say:
Frankly, there is a lot of misinformation floating around out there: If this bill really did some of the things people have heard it would do (like shutting down YouTube), I would never have supported it.
OH REALLY, YOU CREEPY LIAR? If it wouldn't kill YouTube, then WHY did Universal abuse its legal rights and make false copyright claims to take down the YouTube video in favor of Megaupload? When the world saw that happen, EVERYONE UNDERSTOOD THE MOTIVATIONS OF HOLLYWOOD TO FORCE US TO LIVE UNDER THEIR FASCIST CONTROL.
Al Franken is either blind to that (doubtful) or else, more likely, Al Franken WELCOMES OUR NEW INSECT OVERLORDS!
Minnesota, I beg you, elect a real Senator, not one bent over to please Christopher Dodd.
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