News 4 Monday Yippee!

First of all, I would like to thank Alicia for not firing me when I overslept this morning!
Second of all I would like to present today's badass headlines omg Yay!!
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Front Porch Politics: New Bill Would Outlaw Driving By People Who Ever Use Marijuana
http://frontporchpolitics.com/2012/03/new-pot-dui-checkpoints-violating-the-4th-amendment/

This next story is just for Debbie American!
REDSTATE: Unicorn Farts as the Energy of Tomorrow Hooray!
http://www.redstate.com/erick/2012/03/19/barack-obamas-energy-policy-unicorn-farts/

PatriotUpdate: More Americans Holding Two Jobs
http://patriotupdate.com/videos/more-americans-holding-two-jobs 

TheBLAZE: What's Next for Occupy?
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/occupy-mastermind-stephen-lerner-reveals-next-steps-crash-shareholder-mtgs-student-loan-strikes/

ConservativeByte: Prez Can Now Declare Martial Law in Peacetime
http://conservativebyte.com/2012/03/obama-signs-executive-order-allowing-control-over-all-us-resources/

OMG join my sweet kind lovable forgiving boss Alicia on her twitter today for Military Monday:
http://twitter.com/ThoseUSAGirls