Jon Stewart Unfair to Cartoons

Hello all, Patt Riot here Wheeeeee!
I was perambulating past The Daily Show the other day and noticed how racially diverse their cast members are. And yet there is one ethnicity shockingly ignored by this hydra head of the Liberal Media. I'm writing of course about my OWN race: CARTOONISH.

No, there are NO cartoonish people represented on the Daily Show, and I for one am sick of it.

And another thing, Mr. Stewart: Get some SERIOUS conservative reporters on your show.
Most of them almost sound as though they were joking half the time!

I think BOTH of these problems could be solved quite easily:
Hire ME, Patt Riot, as your new reporter!

Or, failing that, could you help me get a gig on one of the FOX channels?
Their shows are all much more entertaining than Comedy Central's anyway wheeeee!

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OMG our good friend Casual Meyhem has another anti-leftist rant online:

I wonder what THIS one is about? Click HERE to find out Huzzah!
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Chibi & CM

OMG Yatta Yatta its ME Chibi Kawaii Dezi 

frum Those American Girls
& Im tellering u all 2 check out our pal
CASUAL MEYHEM's like new BLOG & stuff & evrything!

U can readerize his blog hear:

http://subtleasanatombomb.blogspot.com/2014/09/no-plan.html
OMG we luv u CM,
have a plezant day!

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OMG! Casual Meyhem

 Hey all! It's Patt Riot here, your #tcot hostess Huzzah! 

Our smart friend Casual Meyhem has a new blog up at Freedom Fighters of America!
Be sure to check that out, won't you?

FFOA is the blog where Bikini Tea Party got it's start, thanks to Lynn Cheramie!

Every Wednesday it's Mid-Week Meyhem at Freedom Fighters of America!

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Modest #tcot Pinup
OMG Alicia found a store named OMG!
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Don't forget-- reduced pricing to see Kayli Mills and Those American Girls in December lasts only til THIS SUNDAY NIGHT August 31st!

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Sitting on a City Bench

Hello everyone, it's ME, Patt Riot!
Just putting in an appearance to say hi and to show you the new rant by Casual Meyhem!

Go here to read it now: http://subtleasanatombomb.blogspot.com/

Have a nice day, all of you!
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New Patt Pic, New CM Rant

Hell all! Patt Riot here!

Please check out the latest rant from our twitter friend Casual Meyhem:

Also check out some of my favourite headlines from the Freedom Fighters of America blog:

Iran Reverse-Engineers US Drone

Air Traffic Disaster Caused by Computer Memory Shortage

Critics Question White House Policy

Ukraine Referendum

Check out more great #tcot headlines all day long at http://freedomfightersofamerica.blogspot.com/

Patt Riot Bikini Pic

Hey all, Patt Riot here.
Without further adieu, here is the bikini pic that Debbie gave me a makeover for:

OK boys, was it WORTH it?

Here's my old look for comparison-- I don't think Deb went too extreme!
Well this was all supposed to be hosted at Freedom Fighters of America
but it seems that didn't happen so fine, we'll accept your web traffic Wheee!

Casual Meyhem's rant is not nice to Democrats today.
Bear that in mind!

Patt & Debbie Compromise

http://freedomfightersofamerica.blogspot.com/p/those-american-girls.html

Hey all! This is Patt Riot, the Assistant Manager of Those American Girls! Alicia is too busy working on the last stages of her new album and her upcoming TV pitches, so she asked Debbie American and me to take over the conservative blogs.

I of course took immediate exception to the idea of Debbie writing a conservative blog, since her main qualification is she's dated a lot of republican men. Debbie took exception to me writing a blog called, “Bikini Tea Party,” since I've never even owned a bikini. This set off an argument about my belief that modesty is an expression of self esteem and that girls shouldn't feel the need to flaunt their bodies just to get attention. Deb's counter-argument is that dressing glamorously is an expression of self-esteem because it brings men to their knees and gives women power they didn't have before.

Finally, Alicia shouted for us to both shut up and gave us her plan:
1. Debbie takes me shopping for new shoes and a bikini, and teaches me how to walk in high heels so that I'm glamorous enough to write “Bikini Tea Party.”
2. Debbie has to keep Fox News on in the background at her job at the record store and pose for a new “Modest Monday” pic each Monday Yippee!

So Debbie and I went shopping yesterday, you can see one pair of my new shoes in the picture-- it's like standing on stilts! But I'll get used to it. We'll premiere my first bikini pic NEXT week (CRINGE).

Tonight, I'm setting Deb up on a blind date with one of my guy's best friends-- a real conservative. He likes modest girls so after work I get to take Deb out shopping for the kind of outfit that will net her this man. Should be... I was going to say “fun” but let's say “interesting!”

I don't know if I'll be here next time or Deb, but we'll be back soon!
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OMG Casual Meyhem's new rant is up!

You can read it here:
http://subtleasanatombomb.blogspot.com/2014/04/ozymandias.html
Wheeeeee!
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Happity Sunday plus Casual Meyhem Yay!

OMG HAPPITY SUNDAY YO!

Abuv: Deb trys 2 get us both kild in traffic after church!
Sumtimes Deb trusts in God a lil 2 MUNCH YO LOL!
Have a GR8 Sunday Evry1! XOXOXO

OMG Casual Meyhem found his doggy Yay!

2 cellabr8 he's ranting about Obama LOL!
U crack us up CM! XOXOXOXO
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If ur conservative, we hope u always read our good friends
FREEDOM FIGHTERS OF AMERICA Yay!
They are big supporters of us & Patt & I read them every day!
They upd8 frequently & keep u up 2 D8.
Very useful & run by super-nice peeps who we luv!
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Please check out our BADASS NEW SONG
"We R tha BEST (& We Just Got BETTER)"
This is our 1st song we've dropped since
Lucy deLeche (above, center) got promoted 2 co-owner.
We're very proud of Lucy's new direction for us
and we hope you like it too Yay!
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Patriotic dawn

This week we'd like to say Happy ✯մşą2§Ժąɣ™ ♥with a pic from this past Sunday!♥

and a very patriotic photo of the sky in NYC looking red, white and blue this morning:

 Speaking of patriotism, here's Casual Meyhem's newest rant!

CLICK HERE TO READ

Patt Riot, Patriot

Please also check out our cool conservative friends at Freedom Fighters of America today and everyday!
Freedom Fighters of America: Why the Ukraine Matters

Join us on the twitter today as we do Conservative shoutouts!

Happy ✯մşą2§Ժąɣ™ ♥ everyone!

Casual Meyhem vs. The Climate Crew!

Happy #TCOT Thursday everyone!

This is Patt writing, I'm the one on the right up there.

I'm filling in on the twitter today for Alicia (the one on the left).
I'm Alicia's social media assistant-- If you see tweets or Facebook posts on Those American Girls' timelines with words spelled CORRECTLY, that's usually me LOL.
Conservatives and other friendly people may connect with me if you like on Facebook on my new fb page: https://www.facebook.com/PattRiot209
And now on to our unbiased patriotic headlines and opinions for today!

Today CM takes on the Climate Crew in his weekly rant!
Click HERE to read for yourself!

UNBIASED HEADLINES
FREEDOM FIGHTERS OF AMERICA: Republicans Say FDA Broke Law
FAULTLINE USA: US Govt Moves To Control News
LIFENEWS: Obama Says Anti-Life Workers "Doing God's Work"
TheBLAZE: Will Connecticut Confiscate Guns?
New Pic on Those American Girls' Blog Today:

Debbie American vs. Muhammad Ali OMG!

Join me (Patt) as I host Those American Girls' twitter today!
Happy #TCOT Thursday!

Obamacare Mocked plus New Casual Meyhem!

Subtle as an Atom Bomb: But it was such a GOOD plan…: But it was such a GOOD plan… “..and I think he would be impeached if he weren’t America’s first black president.” ---Ann Coulter Lo...

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UNCENSORED HEADLINES FROM TRUSTED #TCOT SOURCES

FREEDOM FIGHTERS of AMERICA: Watch Obamacare Mocked On TV News!
FAULTLINE USA: Obama: "I Can Do What I Want"
LifeNews: Planned Parenthood in Bed with Girl Scouts since 1970s
TheBLAZE: How Denmark United Muslims & Jews
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Keep up with the cartoon adventures of Alicia & Debbie American on their blog--
updated daily!
http://ThoseAmericanGirls.blogspot.com

Shirley Temple Dies

Click 2 Embiggen

Sorry Im L8 2day I had 2 do tha Laundry LOL

L8EST RANT by @CasualMeyhem is ONLINE!



UNCENSORED HEADLINES
Freedom Fighters of America: Congress Impeaches Obama
Faultline USA: What the GOP is Planning
LifeNews: What Hobby Lobby Wants from the Supreme Court
TheBLAZE: SHIRLEY TEMPLE DIES

My sis Deb is guna B so sad, she worships Shirley Temple yo :(

Join us on tha tweeter: https://twitter.com/thoseusagirls Yay!

A Recipe & a Rant yo!

OMG LOVERS! It's me & Patt Riot w/a badass Christmas Recipe we stole from Rich Bannon yo!
Only we took it & changeded it 2B like GLUTAN-FREE yo! #BADASS

GLUTAN-FREE CHOKLIT CHIP COOKIES OMG!
3 Egg whites
1 cup 10x sugar
1/2 cup gluten-free saltines
1 cup chocolate chips (melted)

Beat eggs white to stiff not dry. add in sugar, spoon in saltines, add chocolate. Cook 12 minutes at 350 degrees on greased cookie sheets. If u don't hav glutan-free saltines, go HEAR: http://www.grouprecipes.com/16124/gluten-free-saltine-crackers.html
OMG TYSM 2 Slinkykatz on tha tweeter 4 this badass recipe Yay!

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OMG LOVERS its thyme 4 anuthar rant by @CasualMeyhem OMG!
Subtle as an Atom Bomb: Sagging Hopes: Sagging Hopes I gather that MSNBC’s Touré was horrendously offended by a Don Lemon comment on O’Reilly about saggy pants. So he accused... CLICK HEAR 2 reed tha REST yo
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Subtle as Casual Meyhem

#TCOT Headlines

Heritage: Conservatives Should Stay to the Right

PatriotUpdate: Did George Washington Predict the Future?

Godfather: Was the Census Falsified?

TheBlaze: Stonehenge Was Built for "Rock" Concerts!

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CASUAL MEYHEM'S RANTSOur twitter friend @CasualMeyhem started his own rant blog Subtle as an Atom Bomb after we ceased posting here regularly, but recently he hasn't been posting regularly there either. We want to point out some of the badass stuff he's written and also ask you to please encourage him so that he goes back to his weekly rants! Here are some of our favorites that he's written:

Subtle as an Atom Bomb: Ground Rules:
All this infighting between the Tea Party and the Old Guard in the Republican Party has got to stop.  If we break the part...
Subtle as an Atom Bomb: Spun Out:
This week the Main Stream Media seems to have finally realized that they are chained to Obama’s bedpost and the house is on f...

Subtle as an Atom Bomb: Pressure:
Well, I’m not going to try and spin this as a win.  We lost.  That sucks, but there it is.  Obama care speeds onwards like th...

If you think those are great, check out the rest of the blog at http://subtleasanatombomb.blogspot.com
And please let CM know he's appreciated in some manner!
Happy December everyone! #TCOT

New CM Rant Yay

OMG Lovers new pic by Zook Zangsten yo:http://twitpic.com/d8wg9q#BADASS

Bias or Buy Us?

It seems to be one or the other these days.  The common thread I found during my daily dive through the news is that what used to be the MSM has a strong liberal bias and seems to be going out of business.

I’m just shocked.  Why would people stop watching or reading news that insults them while telling them what to think?  It’s not like there is a whole internet full of non-insulting opinion at their fingertips.  Oh, wait…

The saddest part is these guys could stay in business by doing one simple thing.  Quit insulting half of their potential customers.

It’s very similar to the reason Jay Leno annihilates his competition.  He does not ignore and insult the 49% of the country that is conservative.  (Are you listening Jimmy Fallon? If you want to succeed, that is how you do it.) These media outlets are killing each other for just barely over half of the available audience by insulting the other half of the potential audience on a daily basis.  Then they howl about the death of traditional media when they themselves are killing it by making sure that I and millions of others change the channel or don’t buy the paper.

Perhaps it’s mean, but whenever I see yet another story about low ratings or losing money hand over fist or poor circulation, I am not thinking “gosh that’s horrible.” What I am thinking is “Good Riddance.”  Or sometimes “Where’s the popcorn?”

The only reason I ever watch CNN is to watch Piers Morgan get beat up.  CNN and MSNBC stay in business onlybecause they are part of the basic cable package.  Literally, that’s it.

Now CNN and MSNBC are going to play the victim because in response to their upcoming four hour commercials for Hillary Clinton, the GOP is not going to let them host primary debates or provide “moderators” whose sole purpose is to make all the candidates look bad.  We should have done that for the last election but by all means let’s do it now.

Still, since the democrats aren’t happy about that, let me offer another possibility.  I could personally moderate the democratic primary debates.  It’s no trouble, really.  I won’t even charge – too much.

What can I say – I’m a nice guy.