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Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Sitting on a City Bench

Hello everyone, it's ME, Patt Riot!
Just putting in an appearance to say hi and to show you the new rant by Casual Meyhem!

Go here to read it now: http://subtleasanatombomb.blogspot.com/

Have a nice day, all of you!
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Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Patt & Debbie Compromise

http://freedomfightersofamerica.blogspot.com/p/those-american-girls.html

Hey all! This is Patt Riot, the Assistant Manager of Those American Girls! Alicia is too busy working on the last stages of her new album and her upcoming TV pitches, so she asked Debbie American and me to take over the conservative blogs.

I of course took immediate exception to the idea of Debbie writing a conservative blog, since her main qualification is she's dated a lot of republican men. Debbie took exception to me writing a blog called, “Bikini Tea Party,” since I've never even owned a bikini. This set off an argument about my belief that modesty is an expression of self esteem and that girls shouldn't feel the need to flaunt their bodies just to get attention. Deb's counter-argument is that dressing glamorously is an expression of self-esteem because it brings men to their knees and gives women power they didn't have before.

Finally, Alicia shouted for us to both shut up and gave us her plan:
1. Debbie takes me shopping for new shoes and a bikini, and teaches me how to walk in high heels so that I'm glamorous enough to write “Bikini Tea Party.”
2. Debbie has to keep Fox News on in the background at her job at the record store and pose for a new “Modest Monday” pic each Monday Yippee!

So Debbie and I went shopping yesterday, you can see one pair of my new shoes in the picture-- it's like standing on stilts! But I'll get used to it. We'll premiere my first bikini pic NEXT week (CRINGE).

Tonight, I'm setting Deb up on a blind date with one of my guy's best friends-- a real conservative. He likes modest girls so after work I get to take Deb out shopping for the kind of outfit that will net her this man. Should be... I was going to say “fun” but let's say “interesting!”

I don't know if I'll be here next time or Deb, but we'll be back soon!
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OMG Casual Meyhem's new rant is up!

You can read it here:
http://subtleasanatombomb.blogspot.com/2014/04/ozymandias.html
Wheeeeee!
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Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Freedom Fighterers of America yo!

OMG CM's badass new rant is up yo! CLICK HEAR

We luv U Casual Meyhem, ur so SMRT yo OMG!♥

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Tha BIG NEWZ LOVERS
is that I, Alicia American, hav bin like HIREDED
2B tha new Bikini Conserva-Girl at like
FREEDOM FIGHTERERS OF AMERICA yo!
Im guna try & giv em sumthing evry day like L8R 2day I talk about
GUNS & 2moro I talk about who makes a betterer boyfrend--
Republicrats or Democans?
I've tried both, so Im like tha 1 who can answar tha question yo LOL
#BADASS
My new Conserva-Boss Mr. Cheramie is rilly super-nice & bosses me around on twitter LOL. Speakering of wich I better get back 2 work 4 Mr. Cheramie yo!
OMG LOVERS if ur #tcot then pls support
http://freedomfightersofamerica.blogspot.com/
& pls also support tha amazering ZOOK ZANGSTEN's web sight
http://webuiltthatnetwork.com/
Mr. Zangsten is sum1 we admire so munch,
his respect is not EZly erned.

OMG HAPPITY 2SDAY EVRY1!!!

Sunday, March 23, 2014

Happity Sunday plus Casual Meyhem Yay!

OMG HAPPITY SUNDAY YO!

Abuv: Deb trys 2 get us both kild in traffic after church!
Sumtimes Deb trusts in God a lil 2 MUNCH YO LOL!
Have a GR8 Sunday Evry1! XOXOXO

OMG Casual Meyhem found his doggy Yay!

2 cellabr8 he's ranting about Obama LOL!
U crack us up CM! XOXOXOXO
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If ur conservative, we hope u always read our good friends
FREEDOM FIGHTERS OF AMERICA Yay!
They are big supporters of us & Patt & I read them every day!
They upd8 frequently & keep u up 2 D8.
Very useful & run by super-nice peeps who we luv!
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This is our 1st song we've dropped since
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We're very proud of Lucy's new direction for us
and we hope you like it too Yay!
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Thursday, February 27, 2014

Casual Meyhem vs. The Climate Crew!

Happy #TCOT Thursday everyone!

This is Patt writing, I'm the one on the right up there.

I'm filling in on the twitter today for Alicia (the one on the left).
I'm Alicia's social media assistant-- If you see tweets or Facebook posts on Those American Girls' timelines with words spelled CORRECTLY, that's usually me LOL.
Conservatives and other friendly people may connect with me if you like on Facebook on my new fb page: https://www.facebook.com/PattRiot209
And now on to our unbiased patriotic headlines and opinions for today!

Today CM takes on the Climate Crew in his weekly rant!
Click HERE to read for yourself!

UNBIASED HEADLINES
FREEDOM FIGHTERS OF AMERICA: Republicans Say FDA Broke Law
FAULTLINE USA: US Govt Moves To Control News
LIFENEWS: Obama Says Anti-Life Workers "Doing God's Work"
TheBLAZE: Will Connecticut Confiscate Guns?
New Pic on Those American Girls' Blog Today:

Debbie American vs. Muhammad Ali OMG!

Join me (Patt) as I host Those American Girls' twitter today!
Happy #TCOT Thursday!

Thursday, February 20, 2014

Obamacare Mocked plus New Casual Meyhem!

Subtle as an Atom Bomb: But it was such a GOOD plan…: But it was such a GOOD plan… “..and I think he would be impeached if he weren’t America’s first black president.” ---Ann Coulter Lo...

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