OMG News Hedlines 4 4/26/12

OMG LOVERS!! Hear R 2days hedlines chozan by ME yo OMG Badass!!

NEWT GIGRINCH OUT, ENDORSES MINT RONNY
Uggh! I SO wanted him 2 endorse me & Deb Grrr!!!
http://visiontoamerica.org/9394/gingrich-out-will-endorse-romney/

R THA FEDS ALEGALLY HARRASSING SMALL FARMARS???
http://frontporchpolitics.com/2012/04/feds-killing-small-farmers-by-seizing-bank-accts-on-phony-charges/

SATALLITE PHOTO OF ALIAN SPACECRAFT BY THA SUN???
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/ufo-enthusiasts-believe-theyve-spotted-a-spaceship-flying-by-the-sun-take-a-look/

$1MILLION IF U CAN PROOF U HAD SEX WITH TIM TEBOW!
OMG lovers, trust me, that guy rilly IS a vergin OMG!
http://patriotupdate.com/21947/controversial-website-offers-1m-for-proof-of-sex-with-jets-tim-tebow

GROUPON OFFERS DISCOUNTED PUERNO TOUR LOL
OMG Godfather Polatix has the Best Hedlines yo LOL
http://godfatherpolitics.com/4887/groupon-offers-discounted-pornography-tour/

OMG! "GODZILLUS" FOSSIL FOUND IN OHIO OMG!!
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/scientists-stumped-by-the-150-pound-godzillus-fossil-found-in-ohio/

KIDS THINK WE R BETTAR OFF DED
Yet Grownups Still Wont Stop Polluting tha Planet yo!
http://conservativebyte.com/2012/04/kids-think-were-better-off-dead/

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