Happity Sundy Lovers OMG Yay!

OMG Happity Sundy lovers!!

OMG we R humbled & Gr8ful 2 Mr. Lynn Cheramie 4 ordering us back 2 work as his blogger chix on his megabadass conserva-blog Freedom Fighters of America Yay!

We get our news from Freedom Fighters! Hears just sum of tha GR8 recent posts:

Anti-Semitism in Philly??

OUR BADASS LEADERER MR. CHERAMIE'S NEW VIDEO

Pro-Life Youth Challenge

Dems Linked 2 Voter Fraud?

OMG Freedom Fighters of America is tha badasserest #tcot blog around yo OMG Yay!
TYSM 4 this oppertuniety Mr. Cheramie! XOXOXOXOXOXO

Jon Stewart Unfair to Cartoons

Hello all, Patt Riot here Wheeeeee!
I was perambulating past The Daily Show the other day and noticed how racially diverse their cast members are. And yet there is one ethnicity shockingly ignored by this hydra head of the Liberal Media. I'm writing of course about my OWN race: CARTOONISH.

No, there are NO cartoonish people represented on the Daily Show, and I for one am sick of it.

And another thing, Mr. Stewart: Get some SERIOUS conservative reporters on your show.
Most of them almost sound as though they were joking half the time!

I think BOTH of these problems could be solved quite easily:
Hire ME, Patt Riot, as your new reporter!

Or, failing that, could you help me get a gig on one of the FOX channels?
Their shows are all much more entertaining than Comedy Central's anyway wheeeee!

xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

OMG our good friend Casual Meyhem has another anti-leftist rant online:

I wonder what THIS one is about? Click HERE to find out Huzzah!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Chibi & CM

OMG Yatta Yatta its ME Chibi Kawaii Dezi 

frum Those American Girls
& Im tellering u all 2 check out our pal
CASUAL MEYHEM's like new BLOG & stuff & evrything!

U can readerize his blog hear:

http://subtleasanatombomb.blogspot.com/2014/09/no-plan.html
OMG we luv u CM,
have a plezant day!

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

OMG! Casual Meyhem

 Hey all! It's Patt Riot here, your #tcot hostess Huzzah! 

Our smart friend Casual Meyhem has a new blog up at Freedom Fighters of America!
Be sure to check that out, won't you?

FFOA is the blog where Bikini Tea Party got it's start, thanks to Lynn Cheramie!

Every Wednesday it's Mid-Week Meyhem at Freedom Fighters of America!

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Modest #tcot Pinup
OMG Alicia found a store named OMG!
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Don't forget-- reduced pricing to see Kayli Mills and Those American Girls in December lasts only til THIS SUNDAY NIGHT August 31st!

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Sitting on a City Bench

Hello everyone, it's ME, Patt Riot!
Just putting in an appearance to say hi and to show you the new rant by Casual Meyhem!

Go here to read it now: http://subtleasanatombomb.blogspot.com/

Have a nice day, all of you!
XOXOXOXOXOXO
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The Feminasty Song by Patt Riot

http://209show.com/TAG/feminastysong.mp3

Greetings & felicitations, it is I, Patt Riot, Assistant Manager of Those American Girls Huzzah!Today's podcast has a little song in it of me own devise--
it's a song to all my liberal friends here in NYC and in Boston who treat me sometimes as though I were a second class citizen just because I believe in gun ownership OMG!
It's NOT designed to hurt anyone's feelings & I do hope you think it's funny WHEE!
Listen to the song HERE: http://209show.com/TAG/feminastysong.mp3 OMG I hope you enjoy!
If you do, tell Alicia on the tweeter so she'll have me come back and do more like it Huzzah!

OMG did you hear the big news?

Our creative team is booked to appear as celebrity guests at the Northeast Comic Con and the guest of honor is MARKY from the RAMONES yo OMG!!!!!!
Peter will be there, Kayli/Debbie will be there in full costume performing music and Alicia will be there in animated form live at the con! It's just outside of Boston, me home town, and I think you'd be crazy to miss out on this fantastic event Yippeeeee!!!!!
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Casual Meyhem sent us the link last night to his new rant:

http://subtleasanatombomb.blogspot.com/

XOXOXOXOXOXOXO

Patt Riot Podcast #1 Wheeee!

OMG it's ME, Patt Riot, Assistant Manager of Those American Girls and host of me own badass new podcast here on this blog rite here that u R looking at rite now Wheee!

Just CLICK HERE to join the fun!
First wepisode: 99 Percenter Reviews Huzzah!

NEXT UP: Me NEW SONG Wheeee!

New Patt Pic, New CM Rant

Hell all! Patt Riot here!

Please check out the latest rant from our twitter friend Casual Meyhem:

Also check out some of my favourite headlines from the Freedom Fighters of America blog:

Iran Reverse-Engineers US Drone

Air Traffic Disaster Caused by Computer Memory Shortage

Critics Question White House Policy

Ukraine Referendum

Check out more great #tcot headlines all day long at http://freedomfightersofamerica.blogspot.com/

Patt Riot Bikini Pic

Hey all, Patt Riot here.
Without further adieu, here is the bikini pic that Debbie gave me a makeover for:

OK boys, was it WORTH it?

Here's my old look for comparison-- I don't think Deb went too extreme!
Well this was all supposed to be hosted at Freedom Fighters of America
but it seems that didn't happen so fine, we'll accept your web traffic Wheee!

Casual Meyhem's rant is not nice to Democrats today.
Bear that in mind!

Patt & Debbie Compromise

http://freedomfightersofamerica.blogspot.com/p/those-american-girls.html

Hey all! This is Patt Riot, the Assistant Manager of Those American Girls! Alicia is too busy working on the last stages of her new album and her upcoming TV pitches, so she asked Debbie American and me to take over the conservative blogs.

I of course took immediate exception to the idea of Debbie writing a conservative blog, since her main qualification is she's dated a lot of republican men. Debbie took exception to me writing a blog called, “Bikini Tea Party,” since I've never even owned a bikini. This set off an argument about my belief that modesty is an expression of self esteem and that girls shouldn't feel the need to flaunt their bodies just to get attention. Deb's counter-argument is that dressing glamorously is an expression of self-esteem because it brings men to their knees and gives women power they didn't have before.

Finally, Alicia shouted for us to both shut up and gave us her plan:
1. Debbie takes me shopping for new shoes and a bikini, and teaches me how to walk in high heels so that I'm glamorous enough to write “Bikini Tea Party.”
2. Debbie has to keep Fox News on in the background at her job at the record store and pose for a new “Modest Monday” pic each Monday Yippee!

So Debbie and I went shopping yesterday, you can see one pair of my new shoes in the picture-- it's like standing on stilts! But I'll get used to it. We'll premiere my first bikini pic NEXT week (CRINGE).

Tonight, I'm setting Deb up on a blind date with one of my guy's best friends-- a real conservative. He likes modest girls so after work I get to take Deb out shopping for the kind of outfit that will net her this man. Should be... I was going to say “fun” but let's say “interesting!”

I don't know if I'll be here next time or Deb, but we'll be back soon!
XOXOXOXOXO

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OMG Casual Meyhem's new rant is up!

You can read it here:
http://subtleasanatombomb.blogspot.com/2014/04/ozymandias.html
Wheeeeee!
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Happity Sunday!

Clik 2 Inlarge!

OMG Chek out our blog on Freedom Fighterers of America yo!

Freedom Fighterers of America yo!

OMG CM's badass new rant is up yo! CLICK HEAR

We luv U Casual Meyhem, ur so SMRT yo OMG!♥

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Tha BIG NEWZ LOVERS
is that I, Alicia American, hav bin like HIREDED
2B tha new Bikini Conserva-Girl at like
FREEDOM FIGHTERERS OF AMERICA yo!
Im guna try & giv em sumthing evry day like L8R 2day I talk about
GUNS & 2moro I talk about who makes a betterer boyfrend--
Republicrats or Democans?
I've tried both, so Im like tha 1 who can answar tha question yo LOL
#BADASS
My new Conserva-Boss Mr. Cheramie is rilly super-nice & bosses me around on twitter LOL. Speakering of wich I better get back 2 work 4 Mr. Cheramie yo!
OMG LOVERS if ur #tcot then pls support
http://freedomfightersofamerica.blogspot.com/
& pls also support tha amazering ZOOK ZANGSTEN's web sight
http://webuiltthatnetwork.com/
Mr. Zangsten is sum1 we admire so munch,
his respect is not EZly erned.

OMG HAPPITY 2SDAY EVRY1!!!

Happity Sunday plus Casual Meyhem Yay!

OMG HAPPITY SUNDAY YO!

Abuv: Deb trys 2 get us both kild in traffic after church!
Sumtimes Deb trusts in God a lil 2 MUNCH YO LOL!
Have a GR8 Sunday Evry1! XOXOXO

OMG Casual Meyhem found his doggy Yay!

2 cellabr8 he's ranting about Obama LOL!
U crack us up CM! XOXOXOXO
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If ur conservative, we hope u always read our good friends
FREEDOM FIGHTERS OF AMERICA Yay!
They are big supporters of us & Patt & I read them every day!
They upd8 frequently & keep u up 2 D8.
Very useful & run by super-nice peeps who we luv!
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Please check out our BADASS NEW SONG
"We R tha BEST (& We Just Got BETTER)"
This is our 1st song we've dropped since
Lucy deLeche (above, center) got promoted 2 co-owner.
We're very proud of Lucy's new direction for us
and we hope you like it too Yay!
XOXOXOXOXO

Patriotic dawn

This week we'd like to say Happy ✯մşą2§Ժąɣ™ ♥with a pic from this past Sunday!♥

and a very patriotic photo of the sky in NYC looking red, white and blue this morning:

 Speaking of patriotism, here's Casual Meyhem's newest rant!

CLICK HERE TO READ

Patt Riot, Patriot

Please also check out our cool conservative friends at Freedom Fighters of America today and everyday!
Freedom Fighters of America: Why the Ukraine Matters

Join us on the twitter today as we do Conservative shoutouts!

Happy ✯մşą2§Ժąɣ™ ♥ everyone!

Casual Meyhem vs. The Climate Crew!

Happy #TCOT Thursday everyone!

This is Patt writing, I'm the one on the right up there.

I'm filling in on the twitter today for Alicia (the one on the left).
I'm Alicia's social media assistant-- If you see tweets or Facebook posts on Those American Girls' timelines with words spelled CORRECTLY, that's usually me LOL.
Conservatives and other friendly people may connect with me if you like on Facebook on my new fb page: https://www.facebook.com/PattRiot209
And now on to our unbiased patriotic headlines and opinions for today!

Today CM takes on the Climate Crew in his weekly rant!
Click HERE to read for yourself!

UNBIASED HEADLINES
FREEDOM FIGHTERS OF AMERICA: Republicans Say FDA Broke Law
FAULTLINE USA: US Govt Moves To Control News
LIFENEWS: Obama Says Anti-Life Workers "Doing God's Work"
TheBLAZE: Will Connecticut Confiscate Guns?
New Pic on Those American Girls' Blog Today:

Debbie American vs. Muhammad Ali OMG!

Join me (Patt) as I host Those American Girls' twitter today!
Happy #TCOT Thursday!

Obamacare Mocked plus New Casual Meyhem!

Subtle as an Atom Bomb: But it was such a GOOD plan…: But it was such a GOOD plan… “..and I think he would be impeached if he weren’t America’s first black president.” ---Ann Coulter Lo...

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UNCENSORED HEADLINES FROM TRUSTED #TCOT SOURCES

FREEDOM FIGHTERS of AMERICA: Watch Obamacare Mocked On TV News!
FAULTLINE USA: Obama: "I Can Do What I Want"
LifeNews: Planned Parenthood in Bed with Girl Scouts since 1970s
TheBLAZE: How Denmark United Muslims & Jews
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Keep up with the cartoon adventures of Alicia & Debbie American on their blog--
updated daily!
http://ThoseAmericanGirls.blogspot.com

Modest Church Pinups for Sunday Yay!

 ABUV: Im telling Deb all about St Francis yo!

Now back 2 get brunch reddy 4 my boyfrend & his Mom whose coming over!
Debs guna help yo! #SisterLuv
U can peep 1 of tha new outfits my badass BF got me 4 V-Day.
He ALSO got me aprons & a like VACCUUM CLEANERER.
It waznt tha engagemint ring I was hoping 4 but its proof he
thinx I'd B a good wife yo! #Romantic

OMG on evry Sunday I reed http://www.lifenews.com/ do u?
& EVRY day I reed http://freedomfightersofamerica.blogspot.com/ #tcot

Shirley Temple Dies

Click 2 Embiggen

Sorry Im L8 2day I had 2 do tha Laundry LOL

L8EST RANT by @CasualMeyhem is ONLINE!



UNCENSORED HEADLINES
Freedom Fighters of America: Congress Impeaches Obama
Faultline USA: What the GOP is Planning
LifeNews: What Hobby Lobby Wants from the Supreme Court
TheBLAZE: SHIRLEY TEMPLE DIES

My sis Deb is guna B so sad, she worships Shirley Temple yo :(

Join us on tha tweeter: https://twitter.com/thoseusagirls Yay!

Februany 4th yo!

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Happy 2sday Patriots!

Things U Mite Want 2 Know About:Freedom Fighters of America:
CONGRESSMAN THREATENS TO CUT OBAMA OFF
Homefront Hugs:
ACTS of KINDNESS for ARMY VET with CANCER
Faultline USA:
The OLYMPICS: World's Largest Political Event
LifeNews:
Abortion Rate Lowest Since 1973
Heritage:
"I Don't Know How Obama Thinks He's Helping Us"
TheBLAZE:
Soldiers Wounds Healed in 15 Seconds?

OMG We hav not herd from @CasualMeyhem on tha tweeter 4 a wile & we hope he is OK.

There is a place 4 us

OMG lovers Im a lifelong NYer & Im not leeving!

Get ur own! http://www.cafepress.com/thoseamericangirls/11027871

OMG #MegaBadass