Showing posts with label Alicia American. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Alicia American. Show all posts

Sunday, September 14, 2014

Happity Sundy Lovers OMG Yay!

OMG Happity Sundy lovers!!

OMG we R humbled & Gr8ful 2 Mr. Lynn Cheramie 4 ordering us back 2 work as his blogger chix on his megabadass conserva-blog Freedom Fighters of America Yay!

We get our news from Freedom Fighters! Hears just sum of tha GR8 recent posts:

Anti-Semitism in Philly??

OUR BADASS LEADERER MR. CHERAMIE'S NEW VIDEO

Pro-Life Youth Challenge

Dems Linked 2 Voter Fraud?

OMG Freedom Fighters of America is tha badasserest #tcot blog around yo OMG Yay!
TYSM 4 this oppertuniety Mr. Cheramie! XOXOXOXOXOXO

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Patt & Debbie Compromise


Hey all! This is Patt Riot, the Assistant Manager of Those American Girls! Alicia is too busy working on the last stages of her new album and her upcoming TV pitches, so she asked Debbie American and me to take over the conservative blogs.

I of course took immediate exception to the idea of Debbie writing a conservative blog, since her main qualification is she's dated a lot of republican men. Debbie took exception to me writing a blog called, “Bikini Tea Party,” since I've never even owned a bikini. This set off an argument about my belief that modesty is an expression of self esteem and that girls shouldn't feel the need to flaunt their bodies just to get attention. Deb's counter-argument is that dressing glamorously is an expression of self-esteem because it brings men to their knees and gives women power they didn't have before.

Finally, Alicia shouted for us to both shut up and gave us her plan:
1. Debbie takes me shopping for new shoes and a bikini, and teaches me how to walk in high heels so that I'm glamorous enough to write “Bikini Tea Party.”
2. Debbie has to keep Fox News on in the background at her job at the record store and pose for a new “Modest Monday” pic each Monday Yippee!

So Debbie and I went shopping yesterday, you can see one pair of my new shoes in the picture-- it's like standing on stilts! But I'll get used to it. We'll premiere my first bikini pic NEXT week (CRINGE).

Tonight, I'm setting Deb up on a blind date with one of my guy's best friends-- a real conservative. He likes modest girls so after work I get to take Deb out shopping for the kind of outfit that will net her this man. Should be... I was going to say “fun” but let's say “interesting!”

I don't know if I'll be here next time or Deb, but we'll be back soon!
XOXOXOXOXO

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OMG Casual Meyhem's new rant is up!
You can read it here:
http://subtleasanatombomb.blogspot.com/2014/04/ozymandias.html
Wheeeeee!
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Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Freedom Fighterers of America yo!

OMG CM's badass new rant is up yo! CLICK HEAR
We luv U Casual Meyhem, ur so SMRT yo OMG!♥

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Tha BIG NEWZ LOVERS
is that I, Alicia American, hav bin like HIREDED
2B tha new Bikini Conserva-Girl at like
FREEDOM FIGHTERERS OF AMERICA yo!
Im guna try & giv em sumthing evry day like L8R 2day I talk about
GUNS & 2moro I talk about who makes a betterer boyfrend--
Republicrats or Democans?
I've tried both, so Im like tha 1 who can answar tha question yo LOL
#BADASS
My new Conserva-Boss Mr. Cheramie is rilly super-nice & bosses me around on twitter LOL. Speakering of wich I better get back 2 work 4 Mr. Cheramie yo!
OMG LOVERS if ur #tcot then pls support
http://freedomfightersofamerica.blogspot.com/
& pls also support tha amazering ZOOK ZANGSTEN's web sight
http://webuiltthatnetwork.com/
Mr. Zangsten is sum1 we admire so munch,
his respect is not EZly erned.

OMG HAPPITY 2SDAY EVRY1!!!

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Patriotic dawn

This week we'd like to say Happy մşą2§Ժąɣ™ ♥with a pic from this past Sunday!
and a very patriotic photo of the sky in NYC looking red, white and blue this morning:
 Speaking of patriotism, here's Casual Meyhem's newest rant!


Patt Riot, Patriot
Please also check out our cool conservative friends at Freedom Fighters of America today and everyday!
Freedom Fighters of America: Why the Ukraine Matters

Join us on the twitter today as we do Conservative shoutouts!
Happy մşą2§Ժąɣ™ ♥ everyone!

Thursday, February 27, 2014

Casual Meyhem vs. The Climate Crew!

Happy #TCOT Thursday everyone!
This is Patt writing, I'm the one on the right up there.

I'm filling in on the twitter today for Alicia (the one on the left).
I'm Alicia's social media assistant-- If you see tweets or Facebook posts on Those American Girls' timelines with words spelled CORRECTLY, that's usually me LOL.
Conservatives and other friendly people may connect with me if you like on Facebook on my new fb page: https://www.facebook.com/PattRiot209
And now on to our unbiased patriotic headlines and opinions for today!

Today CM takes on the Climate Crew in his weekly rant!
Click HERE to read for yourself!

UNBIASED HEADLINES
FREEDOM FIGHTERS OF AMERICA: Republicans Say FDA Broke Law
FAULTLINE USA: US Govt Moves To Control News
LIFENEWS: Obama Says Anti-Life Workers "Doing God's Work"
TheBLAZE: Will Connecticut Confiscate Guns?

New Pic on Those American Girls' Blog Today:


Debbie American vs. Muhammad Ali OMG!

Join me (Patt) as I host Those American Girls' twitter today!
Happy #TCOT Thursday!

Thursday, February 20, 2014

Obamacare Mocked plus New Casual Meyhem!

Subtle as an Atom Bomb: But it was such a GOOD plan…: But it was such a GOOD plan… “..and I think he would be impeached if he weren’t America’s first black president.” ---Ann Coulter Lo...

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UNCENSORED HEADLINES FROM TRUSTED #TCOT SOURCES


FREEDOM FIGHTERS of AMERICA: Watch Obamacare Mocked On TV News!
FAULTLINE USA: Obama: "I Can Do What I Want"
LifeNews: Planned Parenthood in Bed with Girl Scouts since 1970s
TheBLAZE: How Denmark United Muslims & Jews
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Keep up with the cartoon adventures of Alicia & Debbie American on their blog--
updated daily!
http://ThoseAmericanGirls.blogspot.com

Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Februany 4th yo!

Click 2 Embiggen
Happy 2sday Patriots!

Things U Mite Want 2 Know About:Freedom Fighters of America:
CONGRESSMAN THREATENS TO CUT OBAMA OFF
Homefront Hugs:

ACTS of KINDNESS for ARMY VET with CANCER
Faultline USA:
The OLYMPICS: World's Largest Political Event
LifeNews:
Abortion Rate Lowest Since 1973
Heritage:
"I Don't Know How Obama Thinks He's Helping Us"
TheBLAZE:
Soldiers Wounds Healed in 15 Seconds?

OMG We hav not herd from @CasualMeyhem on tha tweeter 4 a wile & we hope he is OK.



Tuesday, December 10, 2013

A Recipe & a Rant yo!

OMG LOVERS! It's me & Patt Riot w/a badass Christmas Recipe we stole from Rich Bannon yo!
Only we took it & changeded it 2B like GLUTAN-FREE yo! #BADASS

GLUTAN-FREE CHOKLIT CHIP COOKIES OMG!

3 Egg whites
1 cup 10x sugar
1/2 cup gluten-free saltines
1 cup chocolate chips (melted)

Beat eggs white to stiff not dry. add in sugar, spoon in saltines, add chocolate. Cook 12 minutes at 350 degrees on greased cookie sheets. If u don't hav glutan-free saltines, go HEAR: http://www.grouprecipes.com/16124/gluten-free-saltine-crackers.html
OMG TYSM 2 Slinkykatz on tha tweeter 4 this badass recipe Yay!

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OMG LOVERS its thyme 4 anuthar rant by @CasualMeyhem OMG!

Subtle as an Atom Bomb: Sagging Hopes: Sagging Hopes I gather that MSNBC’s Touré was horrendously offended by a Don Lemon comment on O’Reilly about saggy pants. So he accused... CLICK HEAR 2 reed tha REST yo

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Tuesday, August 20, 2013

New CM Rant Yay

OMG Lovers new pic by Zook Zangsten yo:http://twitpic.com/d8wg9q#BADASS
Bias or Buy Us?

It seems to be one or the other these days.  The common thread I found during my daily dive through the news is that what used to be the MSM has a strong liberal bias and seems to be going out of business.
I’m just shocked.  Why would people stop watching or reading news that insults them while telling them what to think?  It’s not like there is a whole internet full of non-insulting opinion at their fingertips.  Oh, wait…
The saddest part is these guys could stay in business by doing one simple thing.  Quit insulting half of their potential customers.
It’s very similar to the reason Jay Leno annihilates his competition.  He does not ignore and insult the 49% of the country that is conservative.  (Are you listening Jimmy Fallon? If you want to succeed, that is how you do it.) These media outlets are killing each other for just barely over half of the available audience by insulting the other half of the potential audience on a daily basis.  Then they howl about the death of traditional media when they themselves are killing it by making sure that I and millions of others change the channel or don’t buy the paper.
Perhaps it’s mean, but whenever I see yet another story about low ratings or losing money hand over fist or poor circulation, I am not thinking “gosh that’s horrible.” What I am thinking is “Good Riddance.”  Or sometimes “Where’s the popcorn?”
The only reason I ever watch CNN is to watch Piers Morgan get beat up.  CNN and MSNBC stay in business onlybecause they are part of the basic cable package.  Literally, that’s it.
Now CNN and MSNBC are going to play the victim because in response to their upcoming four hour commercials for Hillary Clinton, the GOP is not going to let them host primary debates or provide “moderators” whose sole purpose is to make all the candidates look bad.  We should have done that for the last election but by all means let’s do it now.
Still, since the democrats aren’t happy about that, let me offer another possibility.  I could personally moderate the democratic primary debates.  It’s no trouble, really.  I won’t even charge – too much.
What can I say – I’m a nice guy.





















Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Conservative Princess Valantines Day Hedlines Yay!

OMG darlings, it's ME, Alicia American, not like sum intern or watevar OMG ur so like lucky! & wat do I hav WITH me? OMG Valantines Palitical Hedlines chozen by like Conversative Princess herself, http://twitter.com/LisaLisa922 Yay! I have not actully red any of theze myself on account of this B-ing Valantines Day & me having 2 meny guyz 2 like flirt with & teeze yo!!!

OMG so hear R tha like hedlines OMG HAPPY VALANTINES DAY LOVERS!!!

http://godfatherpolitics.com/3649/the-conservative-value-of-liberty/





and Conservative Princess's twitter:
http://twitter.com/LisaLisa922 Yay!

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

OMG Hedlines from Conservativ Princess OMG

OMG LOVERS we have new hedlines from Conservativ Princess yo,
how badass is THAT?
But we also bring bad news-- we will B OFFLINE 2moro (Weds)
becuz of SOPA/PIPA in Congress OMG!
Wikipedia, Reddit, & a buncha othar websights R going DOWN & OUT
this weak on Weds 2 show wat wuld happan if Congress passes tha EVIL
bills called ethar SOPA or PIPA.
Theze bills wuld giv tha movie & muzic industrys powar ovar free speach
& wuld end all websights that link
(which is neerly evry single websight).
It wuld end wikipedia, kill Youtube, dastroy Google,
all in tha name of tha stupidast old bastids in show biz
who dont know how 2 sell in tha 21st century.

IT WULD MOVE US BAK IN TIME & DASTROY THA FUTURE.

& now 2days hedlines OMG Yay!
OMG LOVERS theze hedlines wer pickt out by Conservative Princess:

TheBLAZE: Huntsman Drops Out, Whining

TheBLAZE: Y I H8 Raligion but Luv Jesus

REDST8: Tha Evanjelalical Vote

PATRIOTUPD8: Rush Limbo Bashes Obama

PATRIOTUPD8: Obamacare Price Controls

OMG YAY!