Sunday, September 14, 2014

Happity Sundy Lovers OMG Yay!

OMG Happity Sundy lovers!!

OMG we R humbled & Gr8ful 2 Mr. Lynn Cheramie 4 ordering us back 2 work as his blogger chix on his megabadass conserva-blog Freedom Fighters of America Yay!

We get our news from Freedom Fighters! Hears just sum of tha GR8 recent posts:

Anti-Semitism in Philly??


Pro-Life Youth Challenge

Dems Linked 2 Voter Fraud?

OMG Freedom Fighters of America is tha badasserest #tcot blog around yo OMG Yay!
TYSM 4 this oppertuniety Mr. Cheramie! XOXOXOXOXOXO

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Jon Stewart Unfair to Cartoons

Hello all, Patt Riot here Wheeeeee!
I was perambulating past The Daily Show the other day and noticed how racially diverse their cast members are. And yet there is one ethnicity shockingly ignored by this hydra head of the Liberal Media. I'm writing of course about my OWN race: CARTOONISH.

No, there are NO cartoonish people represented on the Daily Show, and I for one am sick of it.

And another thing, Mr. Stewart: Get some SERIOUS conservative reporters on your show.
Most of them almost sound as though they were joking half the time!

I think BOTH of these problems could be solved quite easily:
Hire ME, Patt Riot, as your new reporter!

Or, failing that, could you help me get a gig on one of the FOX channels?
Their shows are all much more entertaining than Comedy Central's anyway wheeeee!


OMG our good friend Casual Meyhem has another anti-leftist rant online:

I wonder what THIS one is about? Click HERE to find out Huzzah!

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Chibi & CM

OMG Yatta Yatta its ME Chibi Kawaii Dezi 
frum Those American Girls
& Im tellering u all 2 check out our pal
CASUAL MEYHEM's like new BLOG & stuff & evrything!

U can readerize his blog hear:
OMG we luv u CM,
have a plezant day!


Thursday, August 28, 2014

OMG! Casual Meyhem

 Hey all! It's Patt Riot here, your #tcot hostess Huzzah! 
Our smart friend Casual Meyhem has a new blog up at Freedom Fighters of America!
Be sure to check that out, won't you?
FFOA is the blog where Bikini Tea Party got it's start, thanks to Lynn Cheramie!
Every Wednesday it's Mid-Week Meyhem at Freedom Fighters of America!

Modest #tcot Pinup

OMG Alicia found a store named OMG!
Don't forget-- reduced pricing to see Kayli Mills and Those American Girls in December lasts only til THIS SUNDAY NIGHT August 31st!

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Sitting on a City Bench

Hello everyone, it's ME, Patt Riot!
Just putting in an appearance to say hi and to show you the new rant by Casual Meyhem!
Have a nice day, all of you!

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

The Feminasty Song by Patt Riot
Greetings & felicitations, it is I, Patt Riot, Assistant Manager of Those American Girls Huzzah!Today's podcast has a little song in it of me own devise--
it's a song to all my liberal friends here in NYC and in Boston who treat me sometimes as though I were a second class citizen just because I believe in gun ownership OMG!
It's NOT designed to hurt anyone's feelings & I do hope you think it's funny WHEE!
Listen to the song HERE: OMG I hope you enjoy!
If you do, tell Alicia on the tweeter so she'll have me come back and do more like it Huzzah!
OMG did you hear the big news?
Our creative team is booked to appear as celebrity guests at the Northeast Comic Con and the guest of honor is MARKY from the RAMONES yo OMG!!!!!!
Peter will be there, Kayli/Debbie will be there in full costume performing music and Alicia will be there in animated form live at the con! It's just outside of Boston, me home town, and I think you'd be crazy to miss out on this fantastic event Yippeeeee!!!!!
Casual Meyhem sent us the link last night to his new rant:


Monday, July 7, 2014

Patt Riot Podcast #1 Wheeee!

OMG it's ME, Patt Riot, Assistant Manager of Those American Girls and host of me own badass new podcast here on this blog rite here that u R looking at rite now Wheee!

Just CLICK HERE to join the fun!
First wepisode: 99 Percenter Reviews Huzzah!