Tuesday, December 20, 2011

OMG SOPA is BAD OMG! by Debbie American Hooray!

APINION COLUM by DEBBIE AMERICAN HOORAY!


OMG I wanted 2 rite a report this weak on Santa Claus becuz its like almost Xmas & stuff & evrything Hooray!

But Lee sed Santa is not polatix & this is a polatix blog Booo.

So she like told me 2 rite this or rite that & I got saddar & saddar & I cryed & Lee apogolized cuz she sed I lookt as sad as back in skool wen tha teechars wantid me 2 add or subtract LOL!

OMG so we wer talkin about stuff & we both like rilly H8 this SOPA thing in Congress that wuld end internet freedom in tha US & make China like LOL @ us & stuff & evrything OMG its bad stuff OMG. So than Lee sed, "Hay! SOPA is polatix! Rite about SOPA Hooray!" Well, actully she didn't say Hooray I sed Hooray LOL!

So yah SOPA is this bill that was rittan by congresspeeps who R about as smrt as me & as greedy as my sistar but without any1 nice like Lucy advizing tham yo OMG! Tha guy that rote it, Smith from Texas, he has gottan like $50K from tha entertanemint industry ovar tha yeers so he rote this bill that wuld basicly make record compeny prezadents in charge of censorship in America! Thay wuld basicly B tha bosses of tha Attorny General, who wuld now B able to turn off any websight he wantid 2.

Conservativs-- IMAGIN if Obama culd TURN OFF any websight he wanted 2 OMG!

Librals-- IMAGIN tha next Repub Prez having tha powar 2 TURN OFF any websight he wants 2!

and OMG!!!! Imagin RECORD COMPENY DUDES d-siding our free speach rites OMG!

I meen srsly like OMG + WTF = SOPA
Thats finelly sum math evan I can like undarstend LOL OMG

OMG & like evry1 thot SOPA was killded last weak but like OMG NO--
ZOMBIE SOPA yo!
2moro (Wednesday) their guna like try 2 sneek it thru agen OMG!

Their is or was a like alternativ calld OPEN that was like LOTS bettar & was co-writtan by Darrell Issa who I think follows my sistar on tha Twitter Hooray! He's badass yo OMG!

Umm wat else? Oh yah SOPA is bad OPEN is good OMG the END Hooray!

Debbie's Bibleography:
It wuld brake tha internets according 2 guys who use big werds:

http://dyn.com/sopa-what-you-should-know-why-dyn-opposes-it/
Lamar Smith-- how much $$ he gets & from wear:
http://www.opensecrets.org/politicians/industries.php?cycle=2012&type=I&cid=N00001811&newMem=N&recs=20
Using dirty tricks 2 ram this thru, including lying wich is RONG & MEEN:
http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20111214/04100017081/chris-dodd-resorting-to-outright-lying-desperate-attempt-to-get-sopa-passed.shtml

Explaining it bettar then I can:
http://volokh.com/2011/12/14/sopa-rope-a-dope/
How it wuld brake internets security & ruin internet funktion:
http://dyn.com/sopa-breaking-dns-parasite-stop-online-piracy/

Cory Doctorow is riting alot about this on BoingBoing Hooray:
http://boingboing.net/2011/12/19/law-professors-explain-whats.html



OMG skroll down 4 news from Conversative Princess Hooray!



Hedlines Chozen by Conservative Princess OMG Yay!

OMG LOVERS!
Hedlines pickt out by Conservative Princess OMG!

OBAMA PRAISES MILITARY

HOW 2 GET SENT 2 GITMO

50 SHOCKING FACTS ABOUT US ECONOMY

HOLY WAR IN TEXAS?

SHOCKING NORTH KOREAN FOOTAGE OMG!

GIGRINCH LOSING 2 RON PAUL? LOL OMG

LOTSA PEEPS DONT LIKE OBAMA (this is news?)

OMG CONDI RICE JUST JUMPD OUTTA THA BIRTHDAY CAKE OMG!

BONER OPPOSES CUT EXTENSION

OMG COMING L8R 2DAY:
Debbie American's deep & insitefel report on SOPA & OPEN
& stuff or whatevar Yay!

Monday, December 19, 2011

Saturday, December 17, 2011

OMG Conservative Princess News Yay!♥❤

OMG LOVERS!
Conservative Princess emignanically sent me theze hedlines last nite
& stuff or watevar with like no exnaplation like at ALL so
I'm like figuring I shuld probly just like UPLODE tham hear.
Maybe this is wat that term meens, "Friday News Drop"
that my Dad's like spooky freinds alweys say LOL Yay!

Y Repubs Loze Alections (Thay DO?)

Will Newt Divorse tha Constitution When She's in tha Hopsital?

Part 23547894 Of Patriot Upd8 Wondring if Obama is Hitler

OMG CHINA'S SECRAT WEPPIN OMG!!!!!

OMG Tha DETH OF AMERICAN SPIRIT? Un-Possable yo!
http://godfatherpolitics.com/2631/the-death-of-the-american-spirit/

Yay!♥❤

Read tha apinions of Conservative Princess on her blog
http://ConservativePrincess.com
or on her Twitter Yay!
http://twitter.com/@lisalisa922

Thursday, December 15, 2011

OMG News Hedlines 12/15/11 OMG


OMG NEWS HEDLINES THA LAMESTREAM MEDIA IS HIDING OMG!
Consracrat or Republicative: OMG LOVER WHICH R U????
http://patriotupdate.com/articles/conservative-or-republican-which-one-are-you

Conservatory Women Discuss Legalizing Weed Part 8:
http://conservativebyte.com/2011/12/politichicks-should-we-legalize-pot/

The Blaze: Donald Trump's Latest "ODD RANT:
"
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/trump-delivers-sharp-but-odd-rant-against-rosie-lawrence-odonnell/

RED STATE: Obama Throws Clinton Undar tha BUS OMG!!!
http://www.redstate.com/erick/2011/12/15/barack-obama-throws-bill-clinton-under-the-bus/

Godfather Politics: Calling Bush a Nazi 4 Legalizing Torture Can End Ur Carear
But Calling Obama a Nazi Randomly is SuparFine:
http://godfatherpolitics.com/2622/nazi-overtones-of-obama-campaign-effort-to-collect-gop-email-addresses/

HERITAGE says: Time 2 Kiss the Tax Code Goodbye
http://blog.heritage.org/2011/12/15/morning-bell-its-time-to-kiss-the-tax-code-goodbye/?utm_source=Newsletter&utm_medium=Email&utm_campaign=Morning%2BBell

OMG U dont nead 2 like know anything else 2day lovers, that's ALL THA NEWS YAY!

















Tuesday, December 13, 2011

My Report on tha Heritage Foundation by Debbie American Hooray!

The Heritage Foundation
A Report by
Debbie American Hooray!


OMG Lee sez I have bin getting 2 like liberal L8ly so she like essigned me 2 write this report Hooray!

OK Who R Tha Heritage Foundation?
I didnt know OMG!
So I like went 2 wickedpedia & gess wat?
It turns out their like TOTELLY BADASS
& stuff & evrything.

Like OK get this--
thay thot Richerd Nixon was like 2 libral, C?
So thay got 200 thouzend dollers from Coors Beer
& used tha munny 2 hire tha smartist, craftiest MFers thay knew in tha whole werld OMG!
Thay set up a like oparashen snail mailing peeps begging 4 munny
& gess wat?
Within 3 yeers, thay was making a MILLYUN DOLLERS A YEER 2 do nuthing!

Now THAT is like a like amazing American sukcess story Hooray!

But like altho U & I mite have stoppd their & spent tha munny on weed & like chilled,
tha Heritage boys took it 2 tha next leval yo!
OMG
So thay payed theze eval insain wizerds 2 think,
"How can we like ruin tha lives of our emenies
& make America tha way JUST WE want it?"
& thay like rote it all down & thay like handed it 2 Prezadent Reagan and them
BOOM
OMG
Reagan did 60% of there ideas tha 1st yeer yo!
& he like got them jobs & stuff?
OMG so they were like IN yo OMG

So than basicly tha rest of American histry has bin watevar thay want LOL.

Wanna know Y Clinton culdnt get helthcare past?
Heritage didnt like it yo.
Wanna know Y Clinton ended welfare agenst tha wishes of his own party?
Heritage thot it was a gud idea OMG!

End so on!

2 me tho, tha most amazing thing about Heritage is that thay R listed as
5i5th most influenshel thinktank LOL
Like OMG their R 4 more with MORE powar then Heritage?
OMG do tha guys in thoze othar thinktanks like leep tall biuldings in a singal bound? OMG

Wat was I saying?

Oh yah OMG

So like tha thing is, American histry since 1981 haz bin writtan by Coors Beer, yo.
Its not like thay had tha most munny, thay just UZED there munny
2 pay genious wizerds 2 THINK & rite down there ideas yo!
Aftar tha 1st 200 thouzend startup thay erned a profit OMG.
U can say thats lotsa munny but its not millyuns, its not evan 1 millyun.
Wethar u agree with there apinions or not, u haf2 agree
Heritage Foundation is tha ultimit American story
about puttin ur munny wear ur MOUTH is OMG!

OMG Im dun now I can play Hooray!

HEDLINES chozen by CONSERVATIVE PRINCESS Yay!

OMG LOVERS! Alla theze 2day wer chozen 4 U specially by Conservative Princess Lisa Chapman herself Yay!

OMG Culd 2012 B tha LAST ALECTION? omg

R FORRINARS MAKING CALAFORNIA GO BROKE??? omg

RAND PAUL vs. NEWT GINGRICH CAT FITE!!! omg

IRAN IS STEELING OUR DRONE!! omg

Is Tim Tebow God's Quaterback? Wats a quatarback?

Witniss sez Hollywood Shootar yelld ALLAHU AKBAR omg

COLLEGE MATE sez OBAMA was a MARXIST LOL omg this is Y I just didnt go 2 collage LOL






Monday, December 12, 2011

OMG 12/12 News Hedlines Yay!


OMG HEDLINES THA LAMESTREAM MEDIA DONT WANT U 2 C!❤♥

Godfather Polatix: Will the UN Cause Human Extinction?
http://godfatherpolitics.com/2563/un-climate-extremists-policies-could-bankrupt-world-and-lead-to-human-extinction/

Conservative Byte: Is Obama an American?
(Yes, this is dated December, 2012)
http://conservativebyte.com/2011/12/constitutional-expert-heres-what-natural-born-citizen-means/

OMG Red State is in a CAT FITE with MINT RONNY Oh noooooooos!!!!
http://www.redstate.com/erick/2011/12/12/i-bet-you-this-hurts-romney/

OMG The BLAZE is PRAIZING our twitterbuddy CHUCK SCHUMER!!
OMG I'M LIKE GUNNA FAINT OMG
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/schumer-calls-for-passenger-advocates-at-airports-during-tsa-security-screenings/

OMG how munch more news culd u like POSSABLY NEAD, LOVER?

2MORO:
My SPESHEL RAPORT on...
Tha HERITAGE FOUNDATION
& stuff & evrything Yay!






Thursday, December 8, 2011

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

GENERIC REPUBLICAN INTERVU YAY!

OMG it's our freind Generic Republican from tha Twitter yo!
He's def 1 of tha Top Conversatives on Twitter so we R gunna intervu him now Yay!
ALICIA AMERICAN: How did you come 2b calld Generic Republican?


GENERIC REPUBLICAN: That’s an interesting story. My parents were big fans of Gene Autry and Eric Clapton. They did like the look of Eric-gene or Gene-eric. Then they noticed that Gene ended in “e” and Eric began with “e” so they just dropped the duplicate “e”. Is there a
better tribute to your two favorite singer / songwriters then to name you child after
them? My Dad’s last name was Republican. You would think a boy named Generic
would get picked on a lot at school, but it is just the opposite. I was a good, quality
friend to everyone and I saved them money because I insisted that they not buy me
any presents for my birthday.
AA: Is it true U can beet Obama? Wat can u beet him @?
GR: Yes, I most certainly can beat Obama. Rather than telling you the things I can beat him at, which is a very long list, I will share with you the shorter list of things I can’t beat him at. Obama can beat me at:
  1. Fundamentally transforming America
  2. Number of vacation days
  3. Golf (I don’t play but if I did play I would beat him)
  4. Lying
  5. Hypocrisy
  6. Wasting taxpayer money
  7. Hiring incompetent people
  8. Hiring of Czars
  9. Community organizing
  10. Having friends that blow up buildings
  11. Having friends that hate Israel
  12. Screwing up the Middle East
  13. Destroying domestic oil production
I might have missed a few but pretty much everything else I can beat him at.

AA: What do you like best and worst about Twitter?

GR: What I like best about Twitter are the people that follow me. They are the smartest people anywhere in the universe. What I like least about Twitter are all the people that don’t follow me. Justin Beiber’s got 15 million followers. He tweets useless stuff like “happy birthday shoutout to my friend @britneyspears.” I tweet good stuff like “Save Money, Vote Generic! We can’t afford any more brand named liberals or RINOs”

AA:  If u culd say anything 2 evry1 in tha contry, wat wuld u say?

GR: Follow me and @thoseUSAgirls on Twitter. Read and understand the Constitution. Carry a Constitution with you and slap liberals and RINOs with it when they say something liberally or rino-ally. Follow me and @thoseUSAgirls on Twitter. Vote for constitutional conservative republicans. Follow me and @thoseUSAgirls on Twitter.

AA: Who is hottar, me or Deb?

GR: 
Wow. Most politicians would figure out a way to not answer this question but I am not your typical politician. First of all, you both are off the hot scale. The Jessica Rabbit scale needs to be used to measure your hotness. You both are so hot that you must have only about 30 seconds to eat ice cream before it is melted by your extreme hotness.


AA: So in othar words, I'm hottar. OK. Y is it so COLD in Florida now? Who do we complane 2 yo?

GR: When it comes to questions of weather my go to guy is Al Gore. According to Al Gore, the cold weather in Florida is due to Global Warming. Or is it Climate Change?

I did get some insight into the Florida weather while following the Occupy Movement. I learned from them that the weather in Florida is also due to the 1%ers not paying their fair share in taxes. If we would just take more of the wealth of the 1%ers it will never be cold in Florida ever again.

AA: Can u like PLS name 3 or more peeps we shuld intervu 4 our new TCOT blog?

GR: 
Yes I can. @polarcoug @Obamasautopen @politiJim @aprylmarie @trisha2522 @bpepoydensmore There are many others but this is a good start.

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YAY! OMG YAY!! Thank U so munch Gerenic Republican OMG evry1 follow him on tha twitter OMG Yay!
♥❤

Hedlines blah blah etc.

OMG LOVERS! 2day we R joined by Conservative Princess who helps us with hedlines yo.
So in othar werds we havent evan lookt @ most of theze yet LOL Yay!

In Case U Thot Chuck Woolery Got It--
NEWSFLASH: CHUCK WOOLERY DONT GET IT
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/former-game-show-host-chuck-woolery-launches-un-occupy-movement/
W8--- how is it "news" that a gameshow host is a lameass?
I gess its "news" in an ONION-sorta way.

NEWT GINGRISH LUVS ABORTIONS
http://conservativebyte.com/2011/12/gingrich-life-doesnt-begin-at-conception/
Not sure who Newty thinx his base is LOL
But this is the guy who left his wife in tha hopsital 4 anuthar woman so whatevs.

Hmm I wundar if this next story is ral8ed 2 tha last 1?
PELOSI BACKS OFF NEWT THRETS AFTAR HE GOES PRO_CHOICE
http://www.redstate.com/moe_lane/2011/12/05/nancy-pelosi-retreating-from-insinuations-of-new-dirt-on-newt-gingrich/

LOL tha resta theze wer sent 2 us from Conservative Princess Yay!

Who Duz Obama Feer More: Romney or what yo?
http://godfatherpolitics.com/2435/who-does-obama-fear-most-mitt-romney-or-newt-gingrich/

A Buncha Big Werds That Made No Sence 2 Me Comparing Obama 2 a Vampire:
http://visiontoamerica.org/6056/how-the-left-is-sucking-the-life-out-of-the-private-economy/

Oh tha resta theze R all Godfather Polatix, we alredy linkt 2 tham OMG.

Well mayB more hedlines latar if I dont shoot myself in tha hed B4 noon yo Yay!




Monday, December 5, 2011

OMG 2day's Hedlines Lovers

OMG LOVERS Monday Hedlines tha Lamestream Media Mite Hav Missd Yay

FOXNews: Iran Has Missing US Drone

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/12/05/us-military-sources-iran-has-missing-us-drone/

Military Monday: How America Trans4med in December 1941
http://ow.ly/7OUHu

FOX NEWS Alleges Voter Fraud in Russian Election:

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/12/05/western-monitors-say-violations-marred-russian-vote/?utm_source=Newsletter&utm_medium=Email&utm_campaign=Heritage%2BHotsheet&test=latestnews

Heritage: AGENDA 21 & THE THREAT IN UR BACKYARD
http://ow.ly/7OUk4

OCCUPY GLEN BECK'S GIANT FAT UGLY BUTT!
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/video-cops-toss-occupy-protesters-out-of-beck-book-signing/

US SENATE APPROOVS BEASTIALATY 4 US MILITARY PERSONNEL
http://godfatherpolitics.com/2428/us-senate-approves-sex-with-animals-for-military-personal/

RON PAUL GETS IN CATFITE WITH DONELD TRUMP
http://conservativebyte.com/2011/12/ron-paul-says-no-to-trump-debate-and-disses-trump/

HELP HALT PEEP'S CHANCES 2 UNIONIZE & GET PAID FARELY:
http://www.redstate.com/laborunionreport/2011/12/04/help-halt-the-nlrbs-assault-on-americas-union-free-employees-companies/

OMG this blog is inspired by TCOTuesday wich we do eech weak on our twitter 4 our ovar 30,000 followers Yay! Please join us & Conservative Princess on tha twitter 2day OMG YAY!






Friday, December 2, 2011

OMG Conservative Princess Returns


❤♥OMG joining me at Alicia's News Desk this AM its nun othar then
CONSERVATIVE PRINCESS Yay!
So if u like theze hedlines thank her @ leest partielly.
THANK U LISA!

Hears wat hobbits R talking about 2day:

Conservatives Abandon Herman Cain!
http://visiontoamerica.org/5931/conservatives-abandon-herman-cain/

Fed Stimul8s Global Economy With Funny Munny
http://godfatherpolitics.com/2372/fed-stimulates-global-markets-with-funny-money/

Reagan's 1980 Landslide Was a Shock @ The Time
http://conservativebyte.com/2011/12/reagans-1980-landslide-was-a-shock-at-the-time/

Ayers Admits Obama Fundraiser
http://conservativebyte.com/2011/11/busted-ayers-admits-to-obama-fundraiser-that-obama-campaign-called-%E2%80%98myth%E2%80%99/

OMG UPD8S!
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OVERCRIMINALIZED DOT COM
LEGISLATIVE UPD8 ALERT!!!!
http://www.overcriminalized.com/?utm_source=Newsletter&utm_medium=Email&utm_campaign=Overcriminalized%2BLegislative%20Update
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Heritage Morning Bell:
America Needs More Job Creation

http://ow.ly/7MBds
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