APINION COLUM by DEBBIE AMERICAN HOORAY!
OMG I wanted 2 rite a report this weak on Santa Claus becuz its like almost Xmas & stuff & evrything Hooray!
But Lee sed Santa is not polatix & this is a polatix blog Booo.
So she like told me 2 rite this or rite that & I got saddar & saddar & I cryed & Lee apogolized cuz she sed I lookt as sad as back in skool wen tha teechars wantid me 2 add or subtract LOL!
OMG so we wer talkin about stuff & we both like rilly H8 this SOPA thing in Congress that wuld end internet freedom in tha US & make China like LOL @ us & stuff & evrything OMG its bad stuff OMG. So than Lee sed, "Hay! SOPA is polatix! Rite about SOPA Hooray!" Well, actully she didn't say Hooray I sed Hooray LOL!
So yah SOPA is this bill that was rittan by congresspeeps who R about as smrt as me & as greedy as my sistar but without any1 nice like Lucy advizing tham yo OMG! Tha guy that rote it, Smith from Texas, he has gottan like $50K from tha entertanemint industry ovar tha yeers so he rote this bill that wuld basicly make record compeny prezadents in charge of censorship in America! Thay wuld basicly B tha bosses of tha Attorny General, who wuld now B able to turn off any websight he wantid 2.
Conservativs-- IMAGIN if Obama culd TURN OFF any websight he wanted 2 OMG!
Librals-- IMAGIN tha next Repub Prez having tha powar 2 TURN OFF any websight he wants 2!
and OMG!!!! Imagin RECORD COMPENY DUDES d-siding our free speach rites OMG!
I meen srsly like OMG + WTF = SOPA
Thats finelly sum math evan I can like undarstend LOL OMG
OMG & like evry1 thot SOPA was killded last weak but like OMG NO--
ZOMBIE SOPA yo!
2moro (Wednesday) their guna like try 2 sneek it thru agen OMG!
Their is or was a like alternativ calld OPEN that was like LOTS bettar & was co-writtan by Darrell Issa who I think follows my sistar on tha Twitter Hooray! He's badass yo OMG!
Umm wat else? Oh yah SOPA is bad OPEN is good OMG the END Hooray!
Debbie's Bibleography:
It wuld brake tha internets according 2 guys who use big werds:
http://dyn.com/sopa-what-you-should-know-why-dyn-opposes-it/
Lamar Smith-- how much $$ he gets & from wear:
http://www.opensecrets.org/politicians/industries.php?cycle=2012&type=I&cid=N00001811&newMem=N&recs=20
Using dirty tricks 2 ram this thru, including lying wich is RONG & MEEN:
http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20111214/04100017081/chris-dodd-resorting-to-outright-lying-desperate-attempt-to-get-sopa-passed.shtml
Explaining it bettar then I can:
http://volokh.com/2011/12/14/sopa-rope-a-dope/
How it wuld brake internets security & ruin internet funktion:
http://dyn.com/sopa-breaking-dns-parasite-stop-online-piracy/
Cory Doctorow is riting alot about this on BoingBoing Hooray:
http://boingboing.net/2011/12/19/law-professors-explain-whats.html
OMG skroll down 4 news from Conversative Princess Hooray!
