Jon Stewart Unfair to Cartoons

Hello all, Patt Riot here Wheeeeee!
I was perambulating past The Daily Show the other day and noticed how racially diverse their cast members are. And yet there is one ethnicity shockingly ignored by this hydra head of the Liberal Media. I'm writing of course about my OWN race: CARTOONISH.

No, there are NO cartoonish people represented on the Daily Show, and I for one am sick of it.

And another thing, Mr. Stewart: Get some SERIOUS conservative reporters on your show.
Most of them almost sound as though they were joking half the time!

I think BOTH of these problems could be solved quite easily:
Hire ME, Patt Riot, as your new reporter!

Or, failing that, could you help me get a gig on one of the FOX channels?
Their shows are all much more entertaining than Comedy Central's anyway wheeeee!

xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

OMG our good friend Casual Meyhem has another anti-leftist rant online:

I wonder what THIS one is about? Click HERE to find out Huzzah!
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OMG! Casual Meyhem

 Hey all! It's Patt Riot here, your #tcot hostess Huzzah! 

Our smart friend Casual Meyhem has a new blog up at Freedom Fighters of America!
Be sure to check that out, won't you?

FFOA is the blog where Bikini Tea Party got it's start, thanks to Lynn Cheramie!

Every Wednesday it's Mid-Week Meyhem at Freedom Fighters of America!

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Modest #tcot Pinup
OMG Alicia found a store named OMG!
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Don't forget-- reduced pricing to see Kayli Mills and Those American Girls in December lasts only til THIS SUNDAY NIGHT August 31st!

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Sitting on a City Bench

Hello everyone, it's ME, Patt Riot!
Just putting in an appearance to say hi and to show you the new rant by Casual Meyhem!

Go here to read it now: http://subtleasanatombomb.blogspot.com/

Have a nice day, all of you!
XOXOXOXOXOXO
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The Feminasty Song by Patt Riot

http://209show.com/TAG/feminastysong.mp3

Greetings & felicitations, it is I, Patt Riot, Assistant Manager of Those American Girls Huzzah!Today's podcast has a little song in it of me own devise--
it's a song to all my liberal friends here in NYC and in Boston who treat me sometimes as though I were a second class citizen just because I believe in gun ownership OMG!
It's NOT designed to hurt anyone's feelings & I do hope you think it's funny WHEE!
Listen to the song HERE: http://209show.com/TAG/feminastysong.mp3 OMG I hope you enjoy!
If you do, tell Alicia on the tweeter so she'll have me come back and do more like it Huzzah!

OMG did you hear the big news?

Our creative team is booked to appear as celebrity guests at the Northeast Comic Con and the guest of honor is MARKY from the RAMONES yo OMG!!!!!!
Peter will be there, Kayli/Debbie will be there in full costume performing music and Alicia will be there in animated form live at the con! It's just outside of Boston, me home town, and I think you'd be crazy to miss out on this fantastic event Yippeeeee!!!!!
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Casual Meyhem sent us the link last night to his new rant:

http://subtleasanatombomb.blogspot.com/

XOXOXOXOXOXOXO

Patt Riot Podcast #1 Wheeee!

OMG it's ME, Patt Riot, Assistant Manager of Those American Girls and host of me own badass new podcast here on this blog rite here that u R looking at rite now Wheee!

Just CLICK HERE to join the fun!
First wepisode: 99 Percenter Reviews Huzzah!

NEXT UP: Me NEW SONG Wheeee!

New Patt Pic, New CM Rant

Hell all! Patt Riot here!

Please check out the latest rant from our twitter friend Casual Meyhem:

Also check out some of my favourite headlines from the Freedom Fighters of America blog:

Iran Reverse-Engineers US Drone

Air Traffic Disaster Caused by Computer Memory Shortage

Critics Question White House Policy

Ukraine Referendum

Check out more great #tcot headlines all day long at http://freedomfightersofamerica.blogspot.com/

Patt Riot Bikini Pic

Hey all, Patt Riot here.
Without further adieu, here is the bikini pic that Debbie gave me a makeover for:

OK boys, was it WORTH it?

Here's my old look for comparison-- I don't think Deb went too extreme!
Well this was all supposed to be hosted at Freedom Fighters of America
but it seems that didn't happen so fine, we'll accept your web traffic Wheee!

Casual Meyhem's rant is not nice to Democrats today.
Bear that in mind!

Patt & Debbie Compromise

http://freedomfightersofamerica.blogspot.com/p/those-american-girls.html

Hey all! This is Patt Riot, the Assistant Manager of Those American Girls! Alicia is too busy working on the last stages of her new album and her upcoming TV pitches, so she asked Debbie American and me to take over the conservative blogs.

I of course took immediate exception to the idea of Debbie writing a conservative blog, since her main qualification is she's dated a lot of republican men. Debbie took exception to me writing a blog called, “Bikini Tea Party,” since I've never even owned a bikini. This set off an argument about my belief that modesty is an expression of self esteem and that girls shouldn't feel the need to flaunt their bodies just to get attention. Deb's counter-argument is that dressing glamorously is an expression of self-esteem because it brings men to their knees and gives women power they didn't have before.

Finally, Alicia shouted for us to both shut up and gave us her plan:
1. Debbie takes me shopping for new shoes and a bikini, and teaches me how to walk in high heels so that I'm glamorous enough to write “Bikini Tea Party.”
2. Debbie has to keep Fox News on in the background at her job at the record store and pose for a new “Modest Monday” pic each Monday Yippee!

So Debbie and I went shopping yesterday, you can see one pair of my new shoes in the picture-- it's like standing on stilts! But I'll get used to it. We'll premiere my first bikini pic NEXT week (CRINGE).

Tonight, I'm setting Deb up on a blind date with one of my guy's best friends-- a real conservative. He likes modest girls so after work I get to take Deb out shopping for the kind of outfit that will net her this man. Should be... I was going to say “fun” but let's say “interesting!”

I don't know if I'll be here next time or Deb, but we'll be back soon!
XOXOXOXOXO

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OMG Casual Meyhem's new rant is up!

You can read it here:
http://subtleasanatombomb.blogspot.com/2014/04/ozymandias.html
Wheeeeee!
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Patriotic dawn

This week we'd like to say Happy ✯մşą2§Ժąɣ™ ♥with a pic from this past Sunday!♥

and a very patriotic photo of the sky in NYC looking red, white and blue this morning:

 Speaking of patriotism, here's Casual Meyhem's newest rant!

CLICK HERE TO READ

Patt Riot, Patriot

Please also check out our cool conservative friends at Freedom Fighters of America today and everyday!
Freedom Fighters of America: Why the Ukraine Matters

Join us on the twitter today as we do Conservative shoutouts!

Happy ✯մşą2§Ժąɣ™ ♥ everyone!

Casual Meyhem vs. The Climate Crew!

Happy #TCOT Thursday everyone!

This is Patt writing, I'm the one on the right up there.

I'm filling in on the twitter today for Alicia (the one on the left).
I'm Alicia's social media assistant-- If you see tweets or Facebook posts on Those American Girls' timelines with words spelled CORRECTLY, that's usually me LOL.
Conservatives and other friendly people may connect with me if you like on Facebook on my new fb page: https://www.facebook.com/PattRiot209
And now on to our unbiased patriotic headlines and opinions for today!

Today CM takes on the Climate Crew in his weekly rant!
Click HERE to read for yourself!

UNBIASED HEADLINES
FREEDOM FIGHTERS OF AMERICA: Republicans Say FDA Broke Law
FAULTLINE USA: US Govt Moves To Control News
LIFENEWS: Obama Says Anti-Life Workers "Doing God's Work"
TheBLAZE: Will Connecticut Confiscate Guns?
New Pic on Those American Girls' Blog Today:

Debbie American vs. Muhammad Ali OMG!

Join me (Patt) as I host Those American Girls' twitter today!
Happy #TCOT Thursday!

A Recipe & a Rant yo!

OMG LOVERS! It's me & Patt Riot w/a badass Christmas Recipe we stole from Rich Bannon yo!
Only we took it & changeded it 2B like GLUTAN-FREE yo! #BADASS

GLUTAN-FREE CHOKLIT CHIP COOKIES OMG!
3 Egg whites
1 cup 10x sugar
1/2 cup gluten-free saltines
1 cup chocolate chips (melted)

Beat eggs white to stiff not dry. add in sugar, spoon in saltines, add chocolate. Cook 12 minutes at 350 degrees on greased cookie sheets. If u don't hav glutan-free saltines, go HEAR: http://www.grouprecipes.com/16124/gluten-free-saltine-crackers.html
OMG TYSM 2 Slinkykatz on tha tweeter 4 this badass recipe Yay!

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OMG LOVERS its thyme 4 anuthar rant by @CasualMeyhem OMG!
Subtle as an Atom Bomb: Sagging Hopes: Sagging Hopes I gather that MSNBC’s Touré was horrendously offended by a Don Lemon comment on O’Reilly about saggy pants. So he accused... CLICK HEAR 2 reed tha REST yo
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♥❤USA2sDay™☆Headlines Yippee!

OMG its me Patt Riot, filling in for Conservative Princess,
who will be back Thursday omg Yippee!

Now the headlines:

Vision to America: Apple Won't Return to U.S. Unless Tax Laws Change
http://visiontoamerica.org/8790/apple-says-60-billion-will-remain-overseas-until-us-tax-law-changes/ 

TheBLAZE: Springtime for Occupy!
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/springtime-for-occupy-piven-lerners-six-risky-strategic-steps-forward-for-the-evicted-movement/ 

ConservativeByte: Republicans Don't Like Obama's Tom Hanks Film
http://conservativebyte.com/2012/03/hume-rips-obama-documentary-winners-take-responsibility-losers-blame-others/ 

FrontPorchPolitics: How Much of Your Tax Dollar Goes to Advertising?
http://frontporchpolitics.com/2012/03/govt-pays-nearly-1billion-year-ads/ 

PatriotUpdate: Is There Sharia Law in America?
http://patriotupdate.com/videos/is-there-sharia-law-in-america 

Personal Liberty Digest: Connecting the Dots on Martial Law
http://personalliberty.com/2012/03/20/connecting-the-dots-of-martial-law/ 

I'd like to thank Conservative Princess SO MUCH for letting me fill in today!
Please follow her on twitter at http://twitter.com/LisaLisa922
Join my boss Alicia American on twitter today as we celebrate
♥❤USA2sDay™☆ here: http://twitter.com/ThoseUSAGirls
& if you like, please follow me, Patt Riot here:
http://twitter.com/PattRiot209

Yippee!!

News 4 Monday Yippee!

First of all, I would like to thank Alicia for not firing me when I overslept this morning!
Second of all I would like to present today's badass headlines omg Yay!!
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Front Porch Politics: New Bill Would Outlaw Driving By People Who Ever Use Marijuana
http://frontporchpolitics.com/2012/03/new-pot-dui-checkpoints-violating-the-4th-amendment/

This next story is just for Debbie American!
REDSTATE: Unicorn Farts as the Energy of Tomorrow Hooray!
http://www.redstate.com/erick/2012/03/19/barack-obamas-energy-policy-unicorn-farts/

PatriotUpdate: More Americans Holding Two Jobs
http://patriotupdate.com/videos/more-americans-holding-two-jobs 

TheBLAZE: What's Next for Occupy?
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/occupy-mastermind-stephen-lerner-reveals-next-steps-crash-shareholder-mtgs-student-loan-strikes/

ConservativeByte: Prez Can Now Declare Martial Law in Peacetime
http://conservativebyte.com/2012/03/obama-signs-executive-order-allowing-control-over-all-us-resources/

OMG join my sweet kind lovable forgiving boss Alicia on her twitter today for Military Monday:
http://twitter.com/ThoseUSAGirls

St. Patt's Day News Yippee!!

OMG St. PattRiot209 here with St. Patt's Day News Yippee!

Vision To America: Get Ready for the GOP Brokered Convention
http://visiontoamerica.org/8741/get-ready-gop-brokered-convention/

Conservative Byte: Is Ron Paul Copying Those American Girls
& Considering a Third Party Run?
http://conservativebyte.com/2012/03/daily-paul-starts-3rd-party-run/

TheBLAZE: What if Someone Nukes DC?
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/govt-study-asks-what-happens-if-someone-nukes-d-c/ 

Front Porch Politics: Newt Supporters Evenly Split
http://frontporchpolitics.com/2012/03/newt-supporters-evenly-split-between-mitt-rick/

& For St Patt's Day, check THESE stories out:

Irish Coffee, American Ingenuity:
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/14/dining/irish-coffee-so-good-you-may-want-to-start-early.html?_r=1&ref=stpatricksday 

Irish Pray For Everyone Moving Out of Ireland
http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/half-million-pack-dublin-for-st-patricks-day-parade-catholic-leader-prays-for-new-emigrants/2012/03/17/gIQABHPGIS_story.html

OMG They Even Celebrate St. Patt's in Kansas City yo!
http://www.kmbc.com/r/30691869/detail.html

Feel free to join me, St. @PattRiot209 as I fill in on the
http://twitter.com/ThoseUSAGirls page today Yippee!
OMG & join us at lunchtime for Alicia & Deb's
St. Patt's Day Radio Special!!!!

Everyone have a great holiday!

OMG News Headlines for a Thursday Yippee!
VisionToAmerica: Orlando, Florida Airport Evicts the TSA!
http://visiontoamerica.org/8709/tsa-to-be-evicted-from-major-u-s-airport/ 
TheBLAZE: Is This a New Human Species?
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/red-deer-cave-people-may-be-new-human-species/ 

ConservativeByte: Al Gore's "Occupy Democracy" Movement:
http://conservativebyte.com/2012/03/al-gore-peddles-new-occupy-democracy-movement-change-the-democratic-conversation/ 

PatriotUpdate: What Now for Republicans?
http://patriotupdate.com/19825/what-now-for-republicans 

Personal Liberty Digest: Maybe Ron Paul Really Is Winning?
http://personalliberty.com/2012/03/15/maybe-ron-paul-really-is-winning/ 

Front Porch Politics: Mitt's Months of Misery to Come
http://frontporchpolitics.com/2012/03/michael-tomasky-on-mitts-months-of-misery-in-the-primaries-to-come/ 
OMG pls follow my badass boss Alicia on twitter here:
http://twitter.com/ThoseUSAGirls
Pls follow Conservative Princess on twitter here:
http://twitter.com/lisalisa922
& pls follow ME on twitter here:
http://twitter.com/PattRiot209
Yippee!!

Uncensored Weekend Headlines Yippee!

OMG Alicia said it would be okay since I'm doing the twitter today if I also
did some headlines!! For me this is very exciting!
I get to help spread unbiased, honest and fair news and opinion
without the liberal slant most media these days seems obliged to insert Yippee!

I also want to say that since I wondered publicly if klout and gmail had a liberal slant,
our klout score rose and the Heritage Foundation newsletters stopped going into the spam folder.
COINCIDENCE?
YOU decide!
OMG!

And now, some headlines "THEY" don't want you to see:
Heritage: Justice Ginsburg says South African Constitution Superior to U.S. Constitution
http://blog.heritage.org/2012/02/08/justice-ginsburg-i-would-not-look-to-the-u-s-constitution/

TheBLAZE: Man Falls Asleep During Joe Biden Speech
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/watch-this-man-struggle-to-stay-awake-during-a-joe-biden-speech/ 

Conservative Byte: Why Not Have a Limbaugh Debate?
http://conservativebyte.com/2012/02/why-not-have-a-limbaugh-debate/ 


VisionToAmerica: Obama Thinks The Rich Should Pay More to Be Americans
http://visiontoamerica.org/8400/obama-admin-rich-should-have-to-pay-more-to-be-americans/ 

PatriotUpdate: Is the Occupy Movement a Secret Plot to Re-Elect Obama?
http://patriotupdate.com/videos/is-the-real-purpose-of-occupy-movement-to-re-elect-obama 

Personal Liberty Digest: The Shadow of Goldman Sachs
http://personalliberty.com/2012/02/20/goldman-sachs-shadow/

Front Porch Politics: US Judge Says Muslims Can Legally Assault Atheists
http://frontporchpolitics.com/2012/02/us-judge-lectures-zombie-muhammed-on-joys-of-islam/

Godfather Politics: Gun Control Comes to Major League Baseball
http://godfatherpolitics.com/3879/gun-control-comes-to-major-league-baseball/
Red State's Recent Headline Collection:

http://www.redstate.com/absentee/2012/02/24/daily-links-february-24-2012/

CATO Institute/Daily Caller: Obama Tax Code Unfair to Wealthy
http://www.cato.org/publications/commentary/obamas-tax-proposals-would-make-tax-code-more-complicated-less-fair 

 Join us on twitter at http://twitter.com/ThoseUSAGirls
or follow me personally at http://twitter.com/PattRiot209
Of course everyone follows the Conservative Princess at
http://twitter.com/LisaLisa922
Happy Saturday!!

News Headlines for 2/21/12

OMG It's me, Patt, with today's ultra-badass UNCENSORED headlines:

Vision To America: Obama Seeks To End School Choice

Patriot Update: OMG Can Political Correctness KILL? OMG

Personal Liberty Digest: Who Are the "TENTHERS?"

Front Porch Politics: Illegitimacy Becoming The Norm

Godfather Politics: Indiana's Creationism Bill

Conservative Byte: Ron Paul: "U.S. Slipping Into Fascism"

REDSTATE: When Does Principle Become a Political Liability?

THE BLAZE: Glenn Beck: "WWIII Has Begun! OMG!"

CATO Institute/US News: Wars Should Be Hard to Start

Just added 12:15 PM (EST):
Heritage Foundation New Common Sense:
Despotism, Thy Name is Obamacare 


✰★•••▶OMG join us for ♥USA2sDay™
on the Those American Girls twitter:
http://twitter.com/ThoseUSAGirls
and please follow me as well at:
http://twitter.com/PattRiot209

Come back here Thursday when we will have headlines by
Conservative Princess OMG Yippee!!!

Conservative Princess Headlines 2/16/2012

OMG it's me Patt, filling in for Alicia and Deb while they get settled in Florida after their trip from Paris Yippee!!! ♥❤USA2sDay™ was postponed til today because of Valentines Day, which the girls take VERY seriously OMG. 
I love picking out headlines for this blog! In fact, the only thing I like better is when Conservative Princess picks out the headlines, as she did today! Check it out:

GAS PRICES UP UNDER OBAMA

http://visiontoamerica.org/8204/gas-prices-up-83-under-obama/

WOULD OUR FOUNDING FATHERS BE ASHAMED?

http://patriotupdate.com/articles/fat-drunk-lazy-and-knocked-up-would-our-founders-be-ashamed-of-america

WHAT TILL OBAMA'S BUDGET COST YOU?

http://visiontoamerica.org/8191/what-will-obamas-proposed-budget-cost-you/

OMG ZOMBIE VOTERS OMG!

http://www.personalliberty.com/news/1-8-million-dead-voters-24-million-inaccurate-registrations/?eiid=

 

The "DO NOTHING CONGRESS"

http://frontporchpolitics.com/2012/02/the-do-nothing-senate-they-havent-passed-a-budget-in-3-years/

 

FDA SHUTS DOWN FARM FOR PRODUCING FRESH MILK 

http://frontporchpolitics.com/2012/02/fda-shuts-down-farm-for-producing-fresh-milk/

OBAMA GONE WILD OMG!!

http://patriotupdate.com/18510/obama-gone-wild-800m-for-arab-spring

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Conservative Princess Headlines 2/7/2012

These headlines today were chosen by Conservative Princess!
You can follow her here: http://twitter.com/LisaLisa922

TODAY'S HEADLINES

REDSTATE:
The Perversion of the Words of Our Lord Jesus Christ by the Sinner Barack H. Obama

PatriotUpdate: 

Is This Socialist Supporter the H.S. Teacher Who Handed Out Pro-Communism Cartoon?

CA Rep. Wants Immediate End to Forced Birth Control Coverage, Rest of Obamacare

Conservative Byte:
Bolton says U.S. is running up the white flag to the Taliban

Vision To America:
Obama Presidency on Life Support

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on twitter at http://twitter.com/ThoseUSAGirls
and follow me at http://twitter.com/PattRiot209

News & Opinion 2/3/2012

HEADLINES the liberal filter couldn't screen out!

Heritage Podcast: Obama Ends Medicare! 
TheBLAZE: Vandal Tears Up Bible in Texas!
RedState's MORNING BRIEFING is online
CATO Institute: Fear-Mongering Won't Make Us Healthier
ConservativeByte: Jon McCain Wants To Kill the Dollar Bill!

Special thanks to Conservative Princess for her help yesterday!
Please join us on twitter today for Follow Friday:
http://twitter.com/ThoseUSAGirls
and if you like, please follow me personally here:
http://twitter.com/PattRiot209

Thank you!
Luv,
Patt